The only advantage of exercising every day is that you die slightly healthier.
Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts
whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit
imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald